A penis has a sad life. His hair is a mess, his family is nuts, his neighbour is an asshole, his bestfriend is a pussy and his owner beats him!
August 2010
5 posts
MindFUCK.
NOT JUST FUCK
MORE LIKE
RAPE, THEN FUCK, AND FUCK AGAIN.
sorry for language.
but yo.
WHAT JUST HAPPENED?
Anyhow, fairview started out jokes. Bought sc2 :) no poster though. my moms gonnna get some bottles of stuff LOL. Ahhhh
where do i starttt.
KIMBERLYYY LOLOL
but first, stevens manliness gave us an extra card at hallmark LOL. oyyy
i dont remember half the things that happened todayy.
INSTALLING SC2 ATM. 51 PERCENT WTF HURRY UP.
OMFG OMFG
WHEN I WENT HOME
AND OPENED DOOR.
A FUCKING BROOM FELL ON ME, AND IT FELT LIKE A TAP FROM SOMEONE.
HOLY SHITTTT LOLOL
IT WAS DARK TOO
LMAOOO
intense.
OMFG THOSE PEOPLE
INFRONT OF ME AND MEL AT THE MOVIES
KEPT FARTING
FUUUUUUUUUUUUU
HAPPY SNSD ANNIVERSARY :)
Woah...
Something realllllly weird happened today.
its like i was dying O_O
i was awake in my bed but i didnt wanna get up.
so i just stayed there and looked at the ceiling.
then after a while.
my eyes started to blur and i couldnt see clearly O_O
then everything was really bright O____O
O__________________O.
this time for real.
mindfucked.
tripped my own balls.
July 2010
22 posts
sc2?
came out!
i want.
anyhow, got my hand all torn up, trying to clean my old computer. some random sharp shit inside there.
Also, slept in some weird position, and now it cracks like crazy O_O
nastyyyyy.
double rainbow all the way acrosssss the skyy!
hot and wet.
Oh man, woke up at 5 because of my friggin turtles
they decide to poke around at the filter tube thing until it fell off and the filter starts making exorcist noises.
couldnt sleep after that >___>
bused to aprils, and i jamesd.
went two stops too far and starting swearing LOL
had to walk all the way back.
it was so HOT AND HUMID
Holy crap.
mean girls was jokesss, so many twss jokes LOL.
got PUSHED INTO THE POOL BY TAPANG.
SERIOUSLY?
SO UNCOMFORTABLE >__>
funny day.
Contract is DONE! :)
oh man.
i get on the ttc, on on the ttc.
i get on the ttc, on on the ttc.
get onnnnnn, get onnnnn
get onnnnnn.
so i was bussing.
and this lady picks her nose.
I ignore it.
but then she does it again
and again
and again.
once every 5 seconds.
for a good 10 minutes >__>
seriously.
how many boogers can you have? D:
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ELE!
Everybody love everybody.
good rule to live by :)
wood.
WOOOOOOD
SO MUCH WOOOOOD!
went to ikea, and lifted huge pieces of wood.
HUGE!
then built the darn table.
it looks so SEXY.
invented another one of those GAMES we play today.
its called =3 :)
time?
Forgot who, but someone told me theres like
5 weeks of summer left?
i didnt do scrap!
I need a hobby or something to do for the rest of summer LOL
lyndons was alllllll goood.
balled a bit, and got destroyeddddd.
so friggin hot.
bought some nasty drink, NEVER Again.
walked to lyndons, and watched some semipro, WHICH FROZE. FAIL WALMART DVD.
then watched some =3 LOL.
er, burgers were pretty goood.
fun fun day.
minus some stuff.
but its all good.
WHERE YOU AT?
SPAINNNNNNN!
so went to jasons, and watched austin and justin.
WHO BOTH HAD HAIRCUTS LIKE ME 8D
Play resident evil LOL
SUICIDE IN THE OVEN LOOOOOOOL.
fifa came on, and was a lame game.
lotsa racist jokes and homo jokes and whatnot LOL
KEEP-UP!
THEN, JASONS TV GOES OUT, WERE LIKE WTF BULLLLLLSHIET. No worries though, we can always watch on computer right? NO INTERNETS OUT TOO O____O. Were like oh shit, call people and find out the score! BUT WAIT, NO ONE HAS SIGNAL?
2012 man LOL
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i feel the HEAT!
yeah yeah, its hot outside.
BUT THE MIAMI HEAT.
COMEON
DWANE WADE, CHRIS BOSH, AND LEBRON JAMES?
THATS STACKS D:
we all know who next years champs are >__>
