Meep

• blushing
• dalliance HERP
• nuts 
• rugby
• makeup
• lying about wearing makeup
• waking up everyday and trying hard to _______________
• being classy
• LEAP YEAR HURR DURRRRR

sup april.

blake griffffinnnn

youre good at ball

but your dunks were LAMEEEEEEEEEE,

DEROZAN SHOULDA MADE FINAL ROUND

365-days-of-april:

OMG. So my dog was in the backyard going to the washroom as usual … barking at the neighbour’s dog and making a racket, while my mom was on the phone. So everything was normal, until we heard a knock on the door. I looked out a the window to see who was knocking and saw a middle age woman with her golden retriever. I open the door, and she asks “Is this your dog?” and I’m just like O_O. WTFACK. AND FREAKN MAXIE WAS JUST SITTING THERE IN FRONT OF OUR CAR O___O. She was also going on about how beautiful he was and stuff… and im just like

HOLY L#&!@(JFIOJIOJAF

Last time he escaped he bit some girl on the butt -.-” luckily it wasn’t anything serious. Just like a tiny nibble. But like AGJSDLFKJLSAKJG. Every time i walk him, he always goes crazy when he sees a dog…

SO SO LUCKY.

So i asked the woman if my dog hurt her or her dog and astonishingly, she said NO. I was just like WTFACT O_O

I guess miracles can really happen. Maxie would’ve either died from getting hit by a car or he would’ve caused damage to innocent lives.

I really really really really want to thank god for keeping all of us safe from my dog’s wrath …

I’m still shaking right now …

^ a pic of me looking classy

IM SO GLAD APRIL.

did accounting homework for the first time in three months

AND TEACHER GOT SO HAPPY,

SHE GAVE ME A BOX OF NERDS (Y)

April thinks the word “later” is a verb.