if life gives you melons you probably have dyslexia…
why cant we all get along? :(
aandddddddddddd, fuck you bio.
longest and most intense nosebleed today. it wouldnt stop :( It stopped for a while and started again. Grade 9s might have seen. yeah.
i miss it
Laptop in bed!
BALLER STATUS ACHIEVED. SO MUCH PAIN TODAY my painkillers have opium in em O_O nom nom nom
SSS AHHH SSSSS AHHHHHHHHHH SSSS AHHHHH
Thats the sound peter griffin makes when hes in pain. GOOD BYE RUGBY SEASON was looking forward to beating harbord, but ah well. WHYS THE CAST SO TIGHT MANGGG, took me half an hour to take my pants off LOLOL
I'm so giddy right now
365-days-of-april: heheheheheheh …. this week is gonna be … :D
Funny day :)
YOU CHICKENS PISS ME OFF YOURE SO YUMMY TO EAT. BUT I DONT WANNA EAT YOU. WHY SHOULD I BE FORCED TO EAT CHICKEN I AINT BLACK. KFC DOWN WITH KFC DIEEEEEEEEEEE JELLY.
blushing dalliance HERP nuts rugby makeup lying about wearing makeup waking up everyday and trying hard to _______________ being classy LEAP YEAR HURR DURRRRR sup april.
blake griffffinnnn youre good at ball but your dunks were LAMEEEEEEEEEE, DEROZAN SHOULDA MADE FINAL ROUND
her boobs would be bouncing more than the ball– April while talking about beyonce playing basketball 8D
365-days-of-april: OMG. So my dog was in the backyard going to the washroom as usual … barking at the neighbour’s dog and making a racket, while my mom was on the phone. So everything was normal, until we heard a knock on the door. I looked out a the window to see who was knocking and saw a middle age woman with her golden retriever. I open the door, and she asks “Is this your dog?” and I’m just...
did accounting homework for the first time in three months AND TEACHER GOT SO HAPPY, SHE GAVE ME A BOX OF NERDS (Y)
April thinks the word “later” is a verb.
Roses are red Nuts are brown Skirts are up Pants are down Body to body Skin to skin When its stiff STICK IT INNNNNNN thanks ronaldo.
NIGGA STOLE MY BIKE.
FIRST BLOG OF 2011. not like i blog much anyways but. today was worth blogging about. BLACK SWAN SCARY SHIT, STABBING AND SHIT D: WINGSSSSSSS WINGGGGGS! DANCE CENTRAL, I DISLIKE YOU. id like to say happy new years here because theres a shitstorm all around fb. sorrrrrry april :(
April thinks new years is at 1:00am LOL
NAICE TUMBLR YOU GOT THARR BRO. you played me today, you snake.
merody: it’s sooo fun but maybe that’s cos i kicked the cpu’s ass on very easy LOL s s s bs s s bs bb bs a bs a a a i think thats what i pressed LOL Holy shit, you have good memory. IM SO PROUD.
How do you like watching hockey but not playing it? Thats like watching porn...– TONY LIEU, GENIUS.
RESPONSE TO APRIL
K SO. all i can say about april is. ahem OHHHHHH HER EYES, HERE EYES, MAKE THE STARS LOOK LIKE THEYRE NOT SHININGGG. HER TOES, HER TOES, ARE SO KNOBBY THAT YOU CANT DENY IT. … kay im done. WHEN WAS IT APRIL TELL ME YOU CANT TELL ME HALFWAY AND STOP.
SNAKEEEEEEEES. SNAKEEEES! that is all. i would like to apologize for something i said yesterdayy. you know who you areeeee, im very very sorry :)
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Havnt blogged in what. how many months? soooo, school has been ehhh, day 1 lunches are :( nothing to blog about. april told me to blog about my day, so. hi der.
It happened in the moment– April Lui
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