May 2013
1 post
September 2011
1 post
if life gives you melons you probably have dyslexia…
June 2011
3 posts
why cant we all get along? :(
aandddddddddddd, fuck you bio.
May 2011
1 post
nosebleeeed
longest and most intense nosebleed today. it wouldnt stop :( It stopped for a while and started again. Grade 9s might have seen.
yeah.
April 2011
9 posts
Facetime!
Yeah
:u
i miss it
Laptop in bed!
BALLER STATUS ACHIEVED. SO MUCH PAIN TODAY
my painkillers have opium in em O_O
nom nom nom
Sleeping gas
Feelsgoodman.jpg
SSS AHHH SSSSS AHHHHHHHHHH SSSS AHHHHH
Thats the sound peter griffin makes when hes in pain. GOOD BYE RUGBY SEASON
was looking forward to beating harbord, but ah well.
WHYS THE CAST SO TIGHT MANGGG,
took me half an hour to take my pants off LOLOL
Amazing...
Holy shit.
I'm so giddy right now
365-days-of-april:
heheheheheheh …. this week is gonna be … :D
Funny day :)
:u
March 2011
2 posts
:u
herp.
FUCKIN CHICKEN
YOU CHICKENS
PISS ME OFF
YOURE SO YUMMY TO EAT.
BUT I DONT WANNA EAT YOU.
WHY SHOULD I BE FORCED TO EAT CHICKEN
I AINT BLACK.
KFC
DOWN WITH KFC
DIEEEEEEEEEEE
JELLY.
February 2011
6 posts
fgdfgljksdhfg;ksdfh;n
blushing
dalliance HERP
nuts
rugby
makeup
lying about wearing makeup
waking up everyday and trying hard to _______________
being classy
LEAP YEAR HURR DURRRRR
sup april.
RRRRRRRRRAAAAAAGEEEEEEE
blake griffffinnnn
youre good at ball
but your dunks were LAMEEEEEEEEEE,
DEROZAN SHOULDA MADE FINAL ROUND
“her boobs would be bouncing more than the ball”
– April while talking about beyonce playing basketball 8D
MIRACLE.
365-days-of-april:
OMG. So my dog was in the backyard going to the washroom as usual … barking at the neighbour’s dog and making a racket, while my mom was on the phone. So everything was normal, until we heard a knock on the door. I looked out a the window to see who was knocking and saw a middle age woman with her golden retriever. I open the door, and she asks “Is this your dog?” and I’m just...
did accounting homework for the first time in three months
AND TEACHER GOT SO HAPPY,
SHE GAVE ME A BOX OF NERDS (Y)
grammarnazi.
April thinks the word “later” is a verb.
January 2011
8 posts
Roses are red
Nuts are brown
Skirts are up
Pants are down
Body to body
Skin to skin
When its stiff
STICK IT INNNNNNN
thanks ronaldo.
NIGGA STOLE MY BIKE.
Legit.
2011. :)
FIRST BLOG OF 2011.
not like i blog much anyways but.
today was worth blogging about.
BLACK SWAN SCARY SHIT, STABBING AND SHIT D:
WINGSSSSSSS
WINGGGGGS!
DANCE CENTRAL, I DISLIKE YOU.
id like to say happy new years here because theres a shitstorm all around fb.
sorrrrrry april :(
December 2010
7 posts
April thinks new years is at 1:00am LOL
HI LYNDON.
NAICE TUMBLR YOU GOT THARR BRO.
you played me today, you snake.
STARCRAFT 2
merody:
it’s sooo fun but maybe that’s cos i kicked the cpu’s ass on very easy LOL
s s s bs s s bs bb bs a bs a a a
i think thats what i pressed LOL
Holy shit, you have good memory.
IM SO PROUD.
“How do you like watching hockey but not playing it?
Thats like watching porn...”
– TONY LIEU, GENIUS.
November 2010
5 posts
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RESPONSE TO APRIL
K SO.
all i can say about april is.
ahem
OHHHHHH
HER EYES, HERE EYES, MAKE THE STARS LOOK LIKE THEYRE NOT SHININGGG.
HER TOES, HER TOES, ARE SO KNOBBY THAT YOU CANT DENY IT.
…
kay im done.
WHEN WAS IT APRIL
TELL ME
YOU CANT TELL ME HALFWAY AND STOP.
SNAKEEEEEEEEE!
SNAKEEEEEEEES.
SNAKEEEES!
that is all.
i would like to apologize for something i said yesterdayy.
you know who you areeeee,
im very very sorry :)
You are home alone, and you hear on the news about the profile of a murderer who is on the loose. You look out the sliding glass doors to your backyard, and you notice a man standing out in the snow. He fits the profile of the murderer exactly, and he is smiling at you.
You gulp, picking up the phone to your right and dialing 911. You look back out the glass as you press the phone to your ear,...
September 2010
6 posts
Hmmm
Havnt blogged in what.
how many months?
soooo,
school has been ehhh,
day 1 lunches are :(
nothing to blog about.
april told me to blog about my day, so.
hi der.
“It happened in the moment”
– April Lui
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MARRIAGE
When I got home that night as my wife served dinner, I held her hand and said, I’ve got something to tell you. She sat down and ate quietly. Again I observed the hurt in her eyes.
Suddenly...
